So, whatever. It’s Mad Libs Monday, whereby we plug in our random word generator, and get three words — a noun, a verb and an adjective to make a story. So, kids: set your top secret decoder rings to common, and follow me to a world of magic, mystery and a mailbox.
Todays words are: Mailbox (n.) Alarmed (adj.) Talk (v.)
Do not be alarmed, do not adjust your eyes. You may talk quietly amongst yourselves for a moment. Please, head to your mailbox; you will find a letter from me stating that I have mailed this one in. These words are terrible, and fostered no creativity in my brain, save for a story about a little boy waiting for an action figure that I couldn’t end.
No, there will be no story here. Not today. Not about this.